The Lancer

The Lancer

The Lancer

Parting Words
Jake Bradley, Becca Glaubke, Aandrea Pineda-Dominguez, and Julia Pineda-DominguezJune 6, 2024

Lancer Mascot
Lancer Mascot
Cole Howard and Cory McEnroeJune 6, 2024

From the Philly Phanatic to Benny the Bull, mascots have played an energizing role in bringing an exciting atmosphere to any game they rally...

INTRAMUR-ALL-STARS
INTRAMUR-ALL-STARS
Jake Bradley, Sports Editor ♦ June 6, 2024

It was April 23, and Gabriel Torreblanca hit the shot of his life. It was not CIF-sanctioned and did not count for any competitive league, but...

SWIM WINS FIRST C.I.F. TITLE
SWIM WINS FIRST C.I.F. TITLE
Jake Bradley, Sports Editor ♦ June 6, 2024

The TO swim team was down six points with one event left in the CIF championships, and the pressure was on. With one relay race to go, the goal...

Two-sport star Ivy Williams leads the way
Two-sport star Ivy Williams leads the way
Kailah Spencer, The Lancer Staff ♦ June 6, 2024

With an incredible 2023-2024 season, senior Ivy Williams made an impact at TO that will last a lifetime. Serving as captain of the girl’s...

Kajita goes the distance for Lancers
Kajita goes the distance for Lancers
Gemma Spraggins, Assistant News Editor ♦ June 6, 2024

After a terrific senior season and a thrilling career, Cassidy Kajita is off to compete for UC Davis next season. Before she leaves, she caught...

Papavasiliou sets record pace
Jake Bradley, Sports Editor ♦ June 6, 2024

With one lap to go in the most important mile race of his career, Liam Papavasilou wasn’t sure if fate was in the cards. “We came through...

Chin bids goodbye with trifecta of records
Chin bids goodbye with trifecta of records
Jake Bradley, Sports Editor ♦ June 6, 2024

Elias Chin will be honored for years to come for his Lancer school records in points, rebounds and assists. But what about for speaking Greek? “He’s...

Controversy Brews Over Barred Owl Removal to Save Spotted Owl
Controversy Brews Over Barred Owl Removal to Save Spotted Owl
Kimberly Jerez, The Lancer Staff ♦ May 2, 2024

Wildlife officials are in a bitter dispute over the removal of the invasive Barred Owl from forests along the West Coast to save the Northern...

TOHS Springs to Europe over the Break
TOHS Springs to Europe over the Break
Alyssa Kiszczak, Managing Editor ♦ April 22, 2024

The scary sight of the most monstrous cheese you can imagine was sitting in the display case, calling their names. The stench was wretched, like...

Morge returns to mound after road trip of a lifetime
Morge returns to mound after road trip of a lifetime
Lilah Swaving, The Lancer Staff ♦ April 16, 2024

It finally became unbearable for Daniel Morge when the Thousand Oaks High baseball team went to go sing the national anthem, and he couldn’t...

Kirby pulls off rare double play for TO
Kirby pulls off rare double play for TO
Riley Brown, The Lancer Staff ♦ April 16, 2024

Junior Claire Kirby leads the TO softball team as not only an elite pitcher but also as an elite hitter. But she plays a third role that is...

The Great Outdoors
The Great Outdoors
Alan Ko, Guest Writer ♦ April 16, 2024

Outdoor school counseling might not sound like the best thing to do with a packed schedule but it is arguably one of the best experiences that...

Off-Campus Pass
Momo Sonoda, Editor-In-Chief ♦ April 16, 2024

Celebrities catastrophic effect on the environment
Joseph Goodnight, Opinion Editor ♦ March 27, 2024

With our current understanding of the climate crisis, it’s safe to say that everyone is trying to be more sustainable for the sake of the environment,...

I’m not a mean girl but….

Here are my thoughts on the Mean Girls Musical based on the Broadway production that was released on January 12, 2024
Im not a mean girl but….

Speaking as someone who is a current teenager and who grew up watching the original 2004 teen comedy “Mean Girls”, the musical cannot even compare. Although it was based off of the Broadway production of “Mean Girls” (the musical), an adaptation of the 2004 film, the differences were laughable. The change of music, lyrics, and tone, not to mention the amount of autotune, affected the whole point of the movie. Although Angourie Rice (Cady Heron) can act, her theater voice was not meant for Mean Girls. The aggression and emotion were gone. Let’s talk about the star of the movie. Renee Rapp as Regina George had to be the best move made by the producers and directors. Bringing in fans from her current music that’s popular right now, plus the number of people who have loved her since she was Regina George in Mean Girls on Broadway back in 2019-2020. The disappointment of the amount of people that Christopher Briney (Aron Samuels) brought into the theater was something different. A musical with an actor not singing, who would’ve thought, right? The movie is composed of famous actors who can’t sing, with occasional appearances of the old members of the cast from Mean Girls 2004. A solid 5/10 for the Mean Girls Musical. Maybe next time they will focus on the musical part of the musical.

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Gemma Spraggins, Assistant News Editor