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TOHS Springs to Europe over the Break
TOHS Springs to Europe over the Break
Alyssa Kiszczak, Managing Editor ♦ April 22, 2024

The scary sight of the most monstrous cheese you can imagine was sitting in the display case, calling their names. The stench was wretched, like...

Morge returns to mound after road trip of a lifetime
Morge returns to mound after road trip of a lifetime
Lilah Swaving, The Lancer Staff ♦ April 16, 2024

It finally became unbearable for Daniel Morge when the Thousand Oaks High baseball team went to go sing the national anthem, and he couldn’t...

Kirby pulls off rare double play for TO
Kirby pulls off rare double play for TO
Riley Brown, The Lancer Staff ♦ April 16, 2024

Junior Claire Kirby leads the TO softball team as not only an elite pitcher but also as an elite hitter. But she plays a third role that is...

The Great Outdoors
The Great Outdoors
Alan Ko, Guest Writer ♦ April 16, 2024

Outdoor school counseling might not sound like the best thing to do with a packed schedule but it is arguably one of the best experiences that...

Off-Campus Pass
Momo Sonoda, Editor-In-Chief ♦ April 16, 2024

Celebrities catastrophic effect on the environment
Joseph Goodnight, Opinion Editor ♦ March 27, 2024

With our current understanding of the climate crisis, it’s safe to say that everyone is trying to be more sustainable for the sake of the environment,...

Lancer-to-Los Robles volunteer system stays strong
Lancer-to-Los Robles volunteer system stays strong
Kimberly Jerez, The Lancer Staff ♦ March 27, 2024

Los Robles Regional Medical Center benefits from the varied talents and experiences that volunteers offer, ranging from high school students...

Time T.O. Vote
Time T.O. Vote
Kailah Spencer, The Lancer Staff ♦ March 27, 2024

Senior Maya Campo turns 18 in April, and she is ready to make her voice heard this November. As the presidential primary election nears, seniors...

Going Digital: The SAT’s New Normal
Going Digital: The SAT’s New Normal
Kailah Spencer, The Lancer Staff ♦ March 27, 2024

Many Lancers students are familiar with the SAT; a paper test with over a hundred questions of varying difficulty. Now, CVUSD is introducing...

Around the Business Table
Around the Business Table
Julia Pineda-Dominguez, The Lancer Staff ♦ March 27, 2024

The Majors program provides students with the opportunity to speak with mentors in many different careers. The program consists of monthly meetings...

Moreno heads to Washington
Moreno heads to Washington
Aandrea Pineda-Dominguez, News Editor ♦ March 27, 2024

It was finally over. The bell gave its shrieking cry and off went hundreds of students to enjoy their freedom, at least for a moment. For...

TO Acorn With Permission
Lancers lose a forever friend
Jake Bradley, Sports Editor ♦ March 27, 2024

Bill Gemberling has worn many hats at Thousand Oaks High: student, teacher, coach, sports announcer. But taxi driver? “I was one of (Brett...

Unexpected La Reina closure leads to transfers
Abigail Kerns, Assistant News Editor ♦ March 27, 2024

escribing how La Reina families felt upon receiving the news that their school, which opened its doors in 1964, will be closing at the end of...

New MegaMind TV and Movie Sequel Release
New MegaMind TV and Movie Sequel Release
Joseph Goodnight, Opinion Editor ♦ February 20, 2024

In March of this year, Dreamworks is set to release a Peacock exclusive TV show and movie sequel to the beloved 2010 MegaMind movie. The trailer...

In Fastbreak Fashion
Jake Bradley, Sports Editor ♦ February 14, 2024

Lancers lead the way in the second half. The Great Oak Wolfpack came into Thousand Oaks Tuesday night for the CIF quarterfinals and with them...

A Review of John Mulaney

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John Mulaney is very important to a lot of people. A large majority of these people are high school students, some of which go to Thousand Oaks High School. As a stand-up comedian and past writer for SNL, Mulaney has three standup specials featured on Netflix.
With incredible timing and relatable material, Mulaney is one of today’s most popular comics among teenagers and adults alike. He covers topics ranging from childhood bullying to drug abuse and puts a hilarious spin on each one. Referencing his own appearance, he makes fun of stereotypes constantly and comes close to crossing the line when joking about his own religion, Catholicism. In this story, we will talk about these scenes as we review and summarize all three of his standup specials on Netflix.
“New In Town” is Mulaney’s first big performance and includes some of his most iconic jokes. For example, Mulaney talks about his experiences at a doctor’s appointment in which he hoped to be prescribed anxiety medication after his appointment. Hoping to get the medicine, he faked having a reason to visit and told his doctor that he was experiencing frequent urination. He said that he urinated 11 times a day, which led to a full prostate exam and blood work that causes him to faint. Mulaney ends up never getting the medicine and has to go home empty-handed after several hours in the ordeal. The most iconic skit of his show, however, is a story of a homeless man who approached him on the streets. The man pushed Mulaney and then told him that he is gay, he has AIDs, he is homeless, and that he is new in town. Mulaney makes jokes about the man’s thought process, what he said, and the order that he said it all in, and the audience went crazy. All in all, this is a great show and is filled with hilarious stories.
In his second latest standup, “Comeback Kid,” Mulaney discusses his engagement to his current wife, Anna Mulaney. He refers to the old phrase, “Why buy the cow when you’re already getting the milk for free,” and why it is completely irrelevant in modern times. The metaphor has a basic translation of, why marry a woman when you’re already having sex with her. A blatantly sexist and outdated comment, Mulaney instead focuses on all of the reasons you would buy the cow, only one of them relating to the fact that he loves her. His responses to, “Why buy the cow,” are hilariously accurate. The standup show is filled with hilarious skits and is a favorite for many people.
In his most recent standup show, “Kid Gorgeous,” Mulaney talks about one of his childhood memories as an altar boy in the Catholic church. He tells the audience of the time that his brother and another boy were helping at a wedding. When the bride was unveiled at the altar, the other altar server said, in front of the camera, “aw she’s ugly.” Mulaney makes fun of this statement and the way the new couple will feel when watching the video. He also tells the audience about one of the assembly speakers that would come to his school every year, Detective JJ Bittenbinder. In the school assembly for “Street Smarts,” the detective tries to teach the kids how to survive any attacks on the street and how to be safe. Mulaney tells an exaggerated imaginary story of how seven-year him used the “Bittenbinder method” to fight off a bad guy, making the skit one of his most well-known and loved scenes.
John Mulaney is loved by many high schoolers for his relatable jokes and hilarious stories. His three standup shows are known by so many for good reasons.

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